"The Incident"

The name of an important episode of LOST, and also the result of my "Jersey Shore Nickname Generator.

Books I have found lying on my front stoop:

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Summer

Someone once told me I seemed "like the incarnation of a unicorn." It was one of Roomie's friends from home, and we hadn't even been smoking pot when she said it.

And on that note: cone horn:






Creepy huh?

Keeping it klassy

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Question

What do you do when someone asks you what you do for a living, and you want to be polite and ask them the same thing, but you already know they're a stripper?


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Miss Congeniality.

Seriously, I just teared up at the end there.


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