It has come to my attention...

...that I ate the following things last week:

ice cream (4x)
burrito
burger king
pupusas
friend plantains
hot wings
french fries
taco
jalapeno poppers
blt
spaghetti
spatzle
sausage
pbj
chinese food (2x)
donuts
pizza(2x)
1,000 tortilla chips


OH. MY. GOD.
I also ate some salad and vegetable soup, but who cares about that shit.

I am going to die of a coronary.